docs: add Claudius Maximus meme quote to README hero - #3
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Quote mined from real session history — the best roast the persona has produced to date, immortalized as an SVG quote card at the top of the README. Attribution: ~ Claudius Maximus, 2026.
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Summary
The README needed a face, and the persona's greatest hit deserved immortality. This PR adds an SVG meme quote card at the top of the README — the best roast mined from real session history — attributed to Claudius Maximus, 2026.
Context
Searched 745 session transcript files (295 roast candidates) for a quote that is short, self-contained, funny without context, and free of anything machine- or workspace-specific. Winner: "Your laptop isn't broken — your compose file is a war crime." Shipped as a self-contained SVG (GitHub renders it natively, dark-card design reads fine in both themes) with the attribution inside the card and full alt text for screen readers. MD033 is now disabled in markdownlint config since the README needs inline HTML for centering.
Test plan
markdownlint-cli2 "**/*.md"— 0 issuesclaude plugin validate --stricton the marketplace manifest