professional yapper. amateur programmer. serial project abandoner.
i make things that probably shouldn't exist. most of them are in go, rust, or java for some reason. i do not know why.
while (sleep_deprived) {
new_project();
abandon(old_project);
}
| thing | what happened |
|---|---|
| desmosinator | made desmos play midi. graphing calculator → daw pipeline. no regrets |
| dappendble | wrote a database. it's fast because the index lives in ram. that's a feature |
| lapis-mc | minecraft server manager #3. yes there are three. no i will not explain |
| MergeMaterial | tinder but for project ideas. swipe right on "build a blockchain for cats" |
| gopher-ctf | ctf platform for school. runs on postgres and sometimes |
| frostbyte | fps + spleef in 9 hours. the server url is dead. the dream is not its dead |
- rebar — wayland status bar. clone of a bar i liked. works on my pc only. classic
- lapis-mc — stratum but newer and somehow still no auth
Rust Go Java Svelte Flutter Slint ungodly hours
- once automated mouse clicks to draw in gartic phone. Gartic-Phone-Drawer. not anticheat proof. morally questionable
- built a bakery website for some random local company in cshs. RavensSweetHaven. the styling is bad and i said so in the readme
- my build system is called jild. java + build = jild. ba dum ts. jild. this is how all things should be named
- used github as a backend. MergeMaterial. actions runs a cron job, commits json to the repo, github pages serves it. no database. no server. just vibes and version control
- once made an entire compiler and transpiler for a stupid pun. c_blunt worth it
- finishing projects
- writing tests
- memory safety or actually any kind of safety
if you're reading this you probably clicked through from one of my repos wondering "who made this"

